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Skeleton Army

by Ritalin Boy

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The Skeleton Army The only thing I need I some whisky and some weed To drown all my sorrows and burn all my tomorrows, and Staunch the wounds that bleed The only thing I want Is a bottle and a bong The Queen gave her Royal Assent It ain’t nothing wrong! Join the Skeleton Army Fly the Skull and Bones First, we take Jerusalem Then we take Rome The only thing I see And the only thing I hear Are lies and riches from psychos and witches, and The only thing I smell is fear The only thing I know is We know nothing at all The World keeps spinning, and Satan Keeps winning, and The end is always near Skeleton Soldiers! Forward March on Babylon Armed with nothing but booze and dope and A Rock and Roll song
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Evil Fœtus 03:51
Evil Fœtus Feel it kicking deep inside Nowhere to run nowhere to hide A bouncing baby is on the way A little bundle of horror for the judgement day Mama met a Handsome Devil by the Rivers of Babylon She laid her eggs in a black pool for his demon seed to spawn Mama’s babies have gotta live or she’ll burn for eternity Ya gotta be born so you can die for the Land of the Free Evil Fœtus White Devil sailed across the sea Bringing guns and chains and peace treaties Bibles and technology The manifest with your destiny Mama met the White Devil on the shores of Gitchi-Gami She knew he was the Wendigo and that he’d come for her babies Mama’s babies have gotta live because he’s always hungry Ya gotta be born so you can die in the Land of the Free Evil Fœtus
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Tender Tools 03:31
Tender Tools Nothing’s changed I still feel the same Way, I used to When I thought I knew you It still seems strange You don’t understand and I can’t explain Feels like I’m trying to tell a blind man The colour of his eyes Stab me so sweetly Gently tear me apart Use all your tender tools To operate on my heart I found this song in my cellar I dragged it into the sun I sang it for my old girlfriend I sang it for my dead mom I sold it to a Politician And a Cigarette Company But I gave the money away To save the dolphins in the sea
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Supremely White I’m just a guy who’s supremely white Suburban, protestant and uptight I jump at every bump in the night Dark shadows give me such a fright But I love reggae And Bob Marley And I love ganja too I come from the land of the ice and snow My Grandfathers left Africa long ago Banished from Eden after the Fall My Grandmothers were Neanderthal Some white folks think they are superior Those white folks can kiss my posterior Cuz I come from a bigger family Got my Uncle Orangutang and Cousin Chimpanzee And I love reggae And Bob Marley And warm sunshine In Jamaica And hot curry With a Cuba Libré And I love ganja too
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Uranus is a Gas Giant A fugitive psychonaut Took a capsule they ought not Disappeared without a trace Into deepest darkest space Inside out and outside in Does it end? Did it begin? Reaching for the furthest far Ascending like a falling star The Challenger slipped the surly bonds The Voyager touched the face of God Mercury spins at the top Venus is way too hot Mars cries out the battle call Jupiter rules over all Saturn rings with delight Neptune swims in the night But our path is Heaven scent Uranus is a gas giant! - America’s Messiah was a singer from Tupelo They launched him into outer space to open casinos In a pink Cadillac wearing Gold Lamé, with a blond on each arm All the power and the glory, and the money, looks and charm The people here are so friendly just look into their big blue eyes As clear and deep and empty as Nevada test-day skies They build temples in the deserts where the stars pray for rain The President asks his Ouija board “are the stars to blame?” - The Challenger slipped the surly bonds The Voyager touched the face of God The Television mesmerized us all As we watched the brightest star fall

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released July 1, 2022

Recorded 2021/22 at Kuhl Muzik, Toronto
All songs by Ritalin Boy (SOCAN)
Ritalin Boy – Guitars, Bass, Keyboards, Vocals
Tony the Torch – Drums

Produced by Gary Honess & Ritalin Boy
Engineered, Mixed and Mastered by Gary Honess

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Ritalin Boy Toronto, Ontario

Ritalin Boy wants you. Will you answer the call? Do you have what it takes? Will you fight for your right to party?

All you needs is some whisky and some weed!*

Join The Skeleton Army.

*Always follow local laws, and consume responsibly. Never drive after consuming alcohol or cannabis. Always turn the music up loud and dance and sing instead.
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